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| Taboo Section |
WARNING
Do NOT read this section if you are under 18, immature, feminist, or otherwise
easily offended by jokes or references of a sexual, crude or chauvinistic nature.
And if after all that you do read it and are offended afterwards. don't
bother sending me any complaints, 'coz I'll just delete them.
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| (:-) : 8- | | is male |
| (:-) : -8 | | is male and on the make |
| *:-} 8 * | | is female |
| *:-} 8 O | | is female and on the make |
| (:-[ : 8- | | is a male sadist |
| (:/] > 8- | | is a male masochist |
| B-o | | is a bondage fetishest |
| (8-( : -8 | | is a masked rapist |
| *:-} 8 8- | | is a transvestite |
| {8:|| | | is a transsexual |
| ;-) ===8 | | is circumcised |
| ;-)o===8 | | is a braggart |
| :-} -oo-: | | is taking matters into hand |
| :-\ 8o | | after a cold shower |
| :-o ^^^^: | | after zipping up fly too fast |
| :-{ -__-: | | after slamming the toilet seat |
| :-{~ | | has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch |
| :-) < | | is a slut |
| $:-} 8 * | | is a prostitute |
| $:-) : 8- | | is a gigolo |
| :-) < ... :-) | < ... :-) < .. | is a nymphomaniac |
| *:-} : 8- | | is a gay male |
| [:-) : * | | is a gay female |
| (:-) ? | | has had a sex-change |
| :-) > | | is celibate |
| :-( :- | | is impotent (or let down) |
| :-) -8 | | has blue balls |
| :-) -: | | has an erection |
| :-) -^-: | | is masturbating |
| :-):-*8(-: | | is having sex |
| :-) :-... | | taking a leak |
| 8-O --* | | just before doubling over with pain |
| %-) | | has had long bangs |
| >:-( 8 *>- | | has a disparaging opinion of feminists |
| @:-X@ | | enjoys bondage |
| =:-) | <=8:-) | is a dickhead |
| :-)-8 | :-)3 | is a big girl |
| :-)-}8 | :-)8< | is a big girl |
| :-)B | :-)-{8 | is a big girl |
| ;-)-8 | | is a big girl winking at you |
| :-)O | | is a very messed up girl |
| :-{8 | | is very unhappy with the results of her breast implant surgery |
| :-}8 | | is happy with the result of her breast implant surgery |
| :Pd: | | is french kissing |
| (:-) 8 o= | | is somewhere between male and female |
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