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Do NOT read this section if you are under 18, immature, feminist, or otherwise easily offended by jokes or references of a sexual, crude or chauvinistic nature.
And if after all that you do read it and are offended afterwards. don't bother sending me any complaints, 'coz I'll just delete them.

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(:-) : 8- is male
(:-) : -8 is male and on the make
*:-} 8 * is female
*:-} 8 O is female and on the make
(:-[ : 8- is a male sadist
(:/] > 8- is a male masochist
B-o is a bondage fetishest
(8-( : -8 is a masked rapist
*:-} 8 8- is a transvestite
{8:|| is a transsexual
;-) ===8 is circumcised
;-)o===8 is a braggart
:-} -oo-: is taking matters into hand
:-\ 8o after a cold shower
:-o ^^^^: after zipping up fly too fast
:-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet seat
:-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-) < is a slut
$:-} 8 * is a prostitute
$:-) : 8- is a gigolo
:-) < ... :-)< ... :-) < ..is a nymphomaniac
*:-} : 8- is a gay male
[:-) : * is a gay female
(:-) ? has had a sex-change
:-) > is celibate
:-( :- is impotent (or let down)
:-) -8 has blue balls
:-) -: has an erection
:-) -^-: is masturbating
:-):-*8(-: is having sex
:-) :-... taking a leak
8-O --* just before doubling over with pain
%-) has had long bangs
>:-( 8 *>- has a disparaging opinion of feminists
@:-X@ enjoys bondage
=:-)<=8:-)is a dickhead
:-)-8:-)3is a big girl
:-)-}8:-)8<is a big girl
:-)B:-)-{8is a big girl
;-)-8 is a big girl winking at you
:-)O is a very messed up girl
:-{8 is very unhappy with the results of her breast implant surgery
:-}8 is happy with the result of her breast implant surgery
:Pd: is french kissing
(:-) 8 o= is somewhere between male and female
     

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