Mega Smilies
The smilies given in the other sections are all "simple", in that they express only one mood, description or item of apparel. Of course, many can be combined to make "complex" or "combination" smilies, e.g. =|:-{( user has a moustache and a top hat, and is unhappy. The possibilities are practically endless, and can become almost ridiculous (see below) - the really far-out are known as "Mega-smilies".

For reasons of space and the compiler's admittedly debateable sanity, no attempt is made here to include all the possible combination smilies - helpful netsurfers can send their favourites to Pastmaster by mail, and get their names and addresses onto the Roll of Honour. But here are some examples..

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User is...

C=}>;*{))A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
}:^#})Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double chin.
}:~#})Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double chin.
C=>8*)Devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
C=}>;*{O)Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
(}-8]left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
/8^{~hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
:^{)>moustache and beard
[8-{)bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
{:-{)}new hair style, mustache and beard
8*)has glasses and a moustache
I-8)~V-|!a left-handed general of an AF Apache radar section
}:O6angry man with a big nose
@;-pwinking, sticking his tongue out and wearing a hat.
===]8D~~Dwearing a top hat and high on caffeine
8^)>-Nerd with a tie
     

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