Descriptions
Sometimes, moods are not enough, and other users want a description. But beware! Smiley descriptions are never given under oath! The net allows us to show to others only what we want them to see. This section contains smilies that are best described as 'descriptive', in most cases physically. They are listed more or less from the top down, with any that wouldn't fit the system being shoved in at the bottom (says it all, really...).

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User...

{:-) wears a toupee / has hair parted in the middle
}:-) as above, in an updraft
{(:-) is wearing a toupee
}(:-( is wearing a toupee in the wind
{:-) has old-fashioned hair
(:-)C:-|is bald
-:-)=:-)has a Mohican
~:-) has a Mohican and has been out in the rain
#:-) has matted hair
&:-) has curly hair / forgot to brush their hair
S:-)@:-)has wavy hair / uses too much hairspray
>:-> has a crew cut
J:-) has nice hair
$:-) has a comb stuck in their hair
I:-O is a flathead / flat-top
(-) needs a haircut
@:-} is just back from the hairdresser
:-] is a blockhead
:-[ is an unhappy blockhead
o:-) is a pea-brain
C:-) has a large cranial capacity
}:-( is bull-headed
|:-) has bushy eyebrows
':-),:-)shaved off one eyebrow this morning
/;-) has one big thick cock-eyed eyebrow
%-) has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-)H-)is cross-eyed
?-(!-(has a black eye
-(E-(has had their eyes gouged out
=-( has had their eyes scratched out
.-) has only one eye
,-) has only one eye and is winking
|-( has lost their contact lenses
o:-(+-(has been shot between the eyes
:=) has two noses (or has no nose...)
:_) has a nose sliding off their face
:--):c)has a very large nose
:C):c<has a very large nose
:~) has a squiggly nose
:>)(:+)has a big nose
:/\) has an extremely big nose
:u):n)has a pug nose
:^):v)has a broken / pointy / cute nose
|~( has just had their nose broken
:+) has just had their broken nose set
:I) has a septum pierce
:-|):-{has a moustache
:<):-*|has a moustache
:-{):-3has a handlebar mustache
:-}) has an RAF moustache
:-#) has a bushy moustache
:-=) is an older user with a moustache
:<)(:-Dis a blabbermouth
:-B is a buttmouth
:-$ has mouth wired shut
:-(=) has big teeth
:-E] needs to go to the dentist
:-F] just came back from the dentist
:-H is missing teeth
:-|] has no need to go to the dentist
:-T has just zippered their lips shut
:-B has just bitten their lip
:-)) has a double chin
:-))) is extremely overweight
:-)}:-}has a beard
:-)#:<)=has a beard
(:-{~ has a beard
:-)## has a long beard
:-)=:-{>has a goatee
(-: is left handed
:-|8( )- is pregnant
:-d~ is a heavy smoker
*:* is fuzzy
*:** is fuzzy with a fuzzy moustache
:-~|:-'|has a cold
:*) has a cold
:-R has the 'flu
(:-$ is ill
:%)% has acne
~~:-)~~:-[is on fire / has been flamed !
%-6 is brain-dead
(:-|(:Iis an egghead
<:-I is a dunce
&8-|*8-|is a nerd
8-) is a nerd
*X-| is a dead nerd
:-) . has an innie belly button
:-) , has an outie belly button
;^? has been punched out
%+| has lost a fight
;-\ has been beaten up
;-| has been beaten up but is staying silent
:-s has heard a bizarre comment
%-| has been working all night
:-S has just made an incoherent statement
:-* has just eaten something sour
:-# has just said something that shouldn't have been said
*-) has been shot dead
:-( | has been beheaded
:-(O has been hanged
._/ has been squashed
:}8--- Smilie on steroids
:7) big nose
:") an honest smile
-=-) has made an evolution in time...
<=( is an extremely left out person
#8^) has a cool hair-do
=)) Double Chinned
     

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